Song for Kaspars

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Hemenbruff Royal » 24 Aug 2011 19:02

We've just signed a player named Gorkss
Who runs as fast as he walks
Not wanted by Rangers
He's now playing with strangers
This Saturday away in East Yorks

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by M-U-R-T-Y » 25 Aug 2011 10:05

Hemenbruff Royal We've just signed a player named Gorkss
Who runs as fast as he walks
Not wanted by Rangers
He's now playing with strangers
This Saturday away in East Yorks


Brilliant!

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Barry the bird boggler » 25 Aug 2011 10:06

Gorkss Gorkss wonderful Gorkss
Everyone knows his name rhymes with norks

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by URZZ » 25 Aug 2011 11:43

The Goat was fed We're not Real Madrid
We're not Barcelona
We are Reading Football Club
Kaspars Gorkks gives me a boner


:lol:

tomrfcurz He'll defend with brute force
From the south to the North
That's Kaspars Gorkss

To the tune of 'Thats Amore'


Genuinely like this one ^ Need to get it going.

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Stuka » 25 Aug 2011 12:28

The Goat was fed From Riga From Riga he knows how to move it (Night Fever)

We're not Real Madrid
We're not Barcelona
We are Reading Football Club
Kaspars Gorkks gives me a boner



:lol:


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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Stuka » 25 Aug 2011 12:33

This is ground control to Kaspars Gorkšs
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
It's still blue and white so you don't care.

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by loyalroyal4life » 25 Aug 2011 12:38

M-U-R-T-Y
Hemenbruff Royal We've just signed a player named Gorkss
Who runs as fast as he walks
Not wanted by Rangers
He's now playing with strangers
This Saturday away in East Yorks


Brilliant!



Yep can really see that one being sung by the 200 odd reading faithful

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by SouthDownsRoyal » 25 Aug 2011 15:50

to the tune of daydream beliver

cheer up kaspars, oh what can it mean to play for another club in hoops and we wear blue

we still need a striker, i am very sorry but you are not what we need to go up

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by holsgrove breaks a leg » 25 Aug 2011 17:10

To the tune ala Dariuz Wdowczyck

He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International

Kaaaaasparks Gorkkss


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Re: Song for Kaspars

by holsgrove breaks a leg » 25 Aug 2011 17:11

holsgrove breaks a leg To the tune ala Dariuz Wdowczyck

He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International

Kaaaaaspars Gorkkss

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Royal Prince » 27 Aug 2011 00:16

Kaspars Gorkks is magic,
He doesn't wear a hat,
Instead he wears a headband,
Which makes him look a tw@t!

But now he is a Royal,
We'll all wear one too,
Coz he's a f##king legend,
And he plays in White and Blue....

Who are we? Blue army! Who are we? Blue army!
(repeat to fade....)


N.b you can also throw in a few claps or maybe play rhythm on your rumble sticks if that's easier!

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Sarah Star » 27 Aug 2011 00:28

Can I make a plea here to change "blue army" to maybe "blue & white army"?

I know it's "traditional", but blue doesn't seem quite right when the team are running around in what is mostly white - especially when playing a team like Millwall who also wear blue (although not necessarily when playing us).

As you were now.

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Re: Song for Kaspars

by Compo's Hat » 27 Aug 2011 00:32

holsgrove breaks a leg To the tune ala Dariuz Wdowczyck

He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International

Kaaaaasparks Gorkkss


I'm putting money on this being the eventual song the deadheads will try to sing.


Anybody who sings that dreadful Robson-Kanu chant (ironicly nicked from Scousers who sing it to Maxi) actually noticed he plays up front these days and not on the wing :roll:


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Re: Song for Kaspars

by The Glory Days :( » 27 Aug 2011 01:28

[quote="Royal Prince"]Kaspars Gorkks is magic,
He doesn't wear a hat,
Instead he wears a headband,
Which makes him look a tw@t!

But now he is a Royal,
We'll all wear one too,
Coz he's a f##king legend,
And he plays in White and Blue....

Who are we? Blue army! Who are we? Blue army!
(repeat to fade....)

Hahaha genius ! If this gets going it will be quality :lol:

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