by cmonurz » 14 Aug 2011 20:40
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 20:46
chilipepper91
This. Snowball kinda shot himself in the foot with the whole "MY purposes" and "FOR ME" spiel.
It's admitting that you can't assign definite values to everything - if Jimmy takes on 8 players, rounds the keeper then lays it back to Hunt for a tap-in from 6 yards they both get the same "reward". Really?
Also, I'd argue that hitting the woodwork was less valuable than getting a shot on target (and certainly not worth half a goal),
as there's no way the shot would be heading into the net, no matter how "unlucky" you can say they've been. It goes down as a shot off target.
Finally, and most frustratingly, the positive spin on everything as ever - it's good to know that our three main strikers are ahead of the average of a goal every 180 minutes, seeing as none of them have actually played 180 minutes yet, let alone a decent enough amount to extrapolate over. And before you come back in December and try to misquote me saying they wouldn't do it - I hope they do. But you cannot draw any conclusions so early in the campaign. Are Soton and Brighton going to finish on 138 points?
by Wimb » 14 Aug 2011 20:47
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 20:52
cmonurz Snowball, can't you see that 'hit woodwork' is only marginally better than 'shot just wide'? And it could easily be argued that if the inclusion of 'hit woodwork' is to capture players involved at the business end of our attacks, then all the more reason to include all efforts on goal. So why not replace hit woodwork with an all encompassing 'shots on target'?
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 20:54
Ian Royal Stats: A useful indicator, providing you don't set too much stall by them. Useful for throwing out there as a counter point or reinforcement to an opinion.
I'm keeping stats too, like I did last season, not much point mentioning them until we've played 10 games though, same as looking at the league table. Sample is too small otherwise.
Oh, and seeing as we're unlikely to finish the season on 46 points, I presume that Snowball will be arguing that we're better without Shane Long, seeing as we scored one point in one game with him in the team and he contributed nothing to the goals we did score?
by Mr Angry » 14 Aug 2011 21:01
by Ian Royal » 14 Aug 2011 21:03
SnowballIan Royal Stats: A useful indicator, providing you don't set too much stall by them. Useful for throwing out there as a counter point or reinforcement to an opinion.
I'm keeping stats too, like I did last season, not much point mentioning them until we've played 10 games though, same as looking at the league table. Sample is too small otherwise.
Oh, and seeing as we're unlikely to finish the season on 46 points, I presume that Snowball will be arguing that we're better without Shane Long, seeing as we scored one point in one game with him in the team and he contributed nothing to the goals we did score?
Stop being a girlie, Ian.
Besides, using my stats, Shane had a "half" in 90 minutes = 1 in 180 minutes = 23 a season excluding cups
and lo and behold, today he scores v Man Utd. 9 goals to go!
by Mr Angry » 14 Aug 2011 21:04
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 21:09
Mr Angry For the record, official stats records a shot that hits the woodwork as an off target goal attempt.
Here are some predictions for you:
1. our strikers will score more goals than anyone else in the team
2. our strikers will hit the post more often than anyone else in the team
3. our strikers will win more panalties than anyone else in the team
4. the Pope is of the Catholic faith
But hey, carry on with your stats; if it helps as part of your therapy, I'm all for it.
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 21:17
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May I remind you that Sigurdsson scored twice in his four League games. Thus getting a goal every 180 minutes and yet you argued we were better off without him. Same argument applies with Long unless you want to be hypocritical I'm afraid. Unless we finish on 46 points or fewer.
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 21:21
Mr Angry Well done for predicting that Shane Long will score 10 goals this season.
He has scored 54 goals in 208 games; roughly 1 in 4. There are 38 league games plus a few cup games, so he will play roughly 40 games. 1 in 4 average over 40 games is 10 goals.
by Snowball » 14 Aug 2011 21:28
Mr Angry Well done for predicting that Shane Long will score 10 goals this season.
He has scored 54 goals in 208 games; roughly 1 in 4. There are 38 league games plus a few cup games, so he will play roughly 40 games. 1 in 4 average over 40 games is 10 goals.
by urz13 » 14 Aug 2011 21:47
Ian Royal So has anyone actually responded positively to this and welcomed Snowball's effort, or is it just for him and no one else cares, in which case there's no need for him to waste his time posting it up in future.
Personally I think some of the "shambles" shouts are a bit harsh. You simply can't cover everything with stats.
by Harpers So Solid Crew » 15 Aug 2011 06:20
by Snowball » 15 Aug 2011 06:28
Harpers So Solid Crew shame that you cannot set an entire thread to Ignore really, stataway SB but do expect to get slated from time to time.
by Snowball » 15 Aug 2011 07:12
by cmonurz » 15 Aug 2011 10:36
Snowball Slated by a (mostly) bunch of muppets?
I wouldn't have it any other way.
The idea that I could be in sync with the average poster here fills me with horror.
When in doubt, I simply remember, "They slated me over Shane Long for more than two years."
by Snowball » 15 Aug 2011 10:45
cmonurzSnowball Slated by a (mostly) bunch of muppets?
I wouldn't have it any other way.
The idea that I could be in sync with the average poster here fills me with horror.
When in doubt, I simply remember, "They slated me over Shane Long for more than two years."
And this is why you get short shrift on here. The debate on this board is generally 'adult', it doesn't need to be polite to be constructive, but it's clear that your OP was little more than a 'look at me, read my stats then fcuk off' post.
If you don't want your methods questioned, why post them up?
Your rude response above, and putting down the majority of users of the board, marks you out as a poster to avoid.
by brendywendy » 15 Aug 2011 10:46
by Snowball » 15 Aug 2011 10:48
cmonurz
but it's clear that your OP was little more than a 'look at me, read my stats then fcuk off' post.
If you don't want your methods questioned, why post them up?
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