by RepressedRoyal »
07 Mar 2012 08:33
I have said this before and I will say it again. The Championship and a large swathe of the PL is over rated, "MOTD" and "The Football League Show" are highlights programmes that many of us watch every Saturday evening. The key word is "highlights" they don't show the rest of the pinball dross that occurs in games featuring all but the very top PL clubs. Those who subscribe to Sky will watch games featuring Man Utd, Man City, Spurs, Arsenal and Liverpool, all of whom play good football (except Liverpool who are sh1t) with top players on £100k+ a week. If the game on Sky is Bolton v Blackburn no one watches it (except a corner of Lancashire). Have any of you attempted to watch Aston Villa live? Oh my God it is pitiful stuff. Swansea are huge exception to the norm, watching Gylfi lighting up the Liberty stadium makes me want to weep.
What I am saying is that stamped in to our sub conscious are highlights of goals, slick passing and clever skill from the likes of Van Persie or Modric, so when we sit on our cold blue seats at the Madjeski stadium our brains are almost trained to demand that kind of football. It is like the the power of SKY has hypnotised us in to a deluded state that tells us that football is ninety minutes of rich entertainment, I suffer from this as badly as anyone else. However, in truth, good football is as rare as a priest who doesn't like kids, I can't remember many teams better than us at the Madjeski or indeed any team who played flowing football, though Burnley had their moments. The top two certainly didn't impress me, West Ham supposedly have PL players, but they just hoofed the ball and our players all over the place.
The reality is this. We are better at turgid football than 21 other teams in this league and we have found a way to beat all the teams we come up against. Our defence is so secure it saps the excitement out of the game because it is rare that we ever have to recover from a backs to the wall position, which let's face it, is when football gets really exciting (see Arsenal last night). The way we defend sends the opposition in to a bored stupor until they get to the point when they realise they are never going to score. We then pop a goal in on the counter attack and as cowboy mechanic would say "Jobs a goodun."
Is it entertaining? Not really, but we better just live with it and back the team if the lower echelons of the equally turgid PL is what we really want. If you want entertainment get to Saints and West Ham away, because for some reason, I am confident that one way another we will get four points out of those two games. Brighton away could also be fun, not least because there is a vicious rumour circulating that they serve bitter they doesn't taste like chemical waste.
If I can avoid yet another costly heroic defeat at Wembley, Reading can be as boring and turgid as they want.