Having given Stam £13m in the summer, if he's still as safe as Gourlay would have us believe and we are midway through a long term project, would such a medium term view involve completely turning off the financial taps in this window?
It seems far more likely that, having been given more than all previous managers could dream of and what that has produced on the pitch, quite rightly, he's not getting anymore.
I think relegation would be very likely under Stam with this squad; who in this division do we currently look like beating

While we'd all like another striker survival is all that matters now and this squad, in the right hands, would have been mid-table at worst.
On that basis, getting Stam out of the door is all that matters and if push came to shove, I'd trust Adi Williams or Mick Gooding (don't know if either have the coaching badges

Whatever it costs, the cheapest way out of this nightmare is paying off Stam and spending the the square root of FA in this window so, I'm just praying the recent rumours are true.
And who knows, perhaps Danny Loader, our World Cup winning striker, may save the club a fortune if we can find someone prepared to give him a chance. All those matches when Stam was playing a winger up front, was Danny in the dressing room cleaning boots

All I wanted for Christmas was to drop Stam at the station. The offer still stands.