Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Focher]

whens the last time James Kebe put in a good home performance?

One of the few away performers, go onto the away team forums after each game and without fail they are jizzing all over Kebe.

[brendywendy]

Yesterday's 'performance' from Kebe was surely further proof that 'the greatest man who ever lived' is desperate for a move and now cannot be bothered to put the requisite effort and application in. Au revoir Jimmy, a move to somewhere like Nancy will be particularly apt.

LOL!


M8!

[Scrappy]

Was spotted in Q Club on Saturday night. Classy bloke.

[floyd__streete]

Was spotted in Q Club on Saturday night. Classy bloke.

Did he make one very brisk dash to get a drink, but couldn't get past someone stood at the bar so instead sat in the corner and sulked for an hour and a half and then went home?

[SLAMMED]

[brendywendy]

agreed.

please go elsewhere to share your pure hatred of the greatest man that ever lived.

[SLAMMED]

[brendywendy]

you oxf*rd show em jimmy

[Bandini]

The pros and cons of owning a Kebe.

[brendywendy]

its all pro's. not a single con i can think of

[Bandini]

Rubbish for home security purposes.

[Bandini]

And I bet he doesn't know where the stopcock is.

[Bandini]

Notoriously late in submitting his tax returns.

[Hampshire Royal]

My wife thinks he's good-looking, in a lanky, African, balding 'George Clooney' sort of a way.

[Bandini]

I wouldn't have guessed that he had a touch of the Whitehursts about him, but add "potential wife-stealer" to the list then.

[brendywendy]

Rubbish for home security purposes.

he has his own shotgun, is a 3rd dan blackbelt in taikwondo, and hasbeen fully trained with mossad security forces in israel

[Hampshire Royal]

No - she is my wife, nothing potential about it!!

[brendywendy]

And I bet he doesn't know where the stopcock is.

he has a city in guilds in plumbing and pipework

[muddyfeet]

My wife thinks he's good-looking, in a lanky, African, balding 'George Clooney' sort of a way.

Or because everyone else on the field is pretty unattractive

[brendywendy]

Notoriously late in submitting his tax returns.

only because he isnt required to submit them at all, due to his godlike status. he does so out of the goodness of his own heart, and for the sake of all the little children.