CONFRIMATION of the CONFIMRED

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by MartinRdg » 11 Apr 2025 15:10

morganb
windermereROYAL Waiting for Couhig to be pictured in an executive box at the Lincoln game next week.


Waiting for 2:45pm next Friday when someone walks to the centre circle with a table.

DJ Megaparty then announces "two special guests" as Kingsley and Queensley stride out to the middle of the pitch carrying a sheaf of papers. Strangely Kingsley is wearing a pair of white New Balance trainers.

They remove their heads (at this point a number of the younger supporters in the Dolan burst into tears) revealing Dai and Couhig who then proceed to sign the paperwork in front of a packed SCL.

The crowd goes wild. Someone throws a tennis ball that hits Dai on the shoulder but he no longer cares.

We go on to lose 1-nil


Hmmm - nice idea. But the chances of Dai being anywhere near the stadium.....

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Silver Fox » 11 Apr 2025 15:49

I've seen enough contract signings to know they never go will and someone will get choke slammed through the table

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by leon » 11 Apr 2025 16:55

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windermereROYAL Waiting for Couhig to be pictured in an executive box at the Lincoln game next week.


Waiting for 2:45pm next Friday when someone walks to the centre circle with a table.

DJ Megaparty then announces "two special guests" as Kingsley and Queensley stride out to the middle of the pitch carrying a sheaf of papers. Strangely Kingsley is wearing a pair of white New Balance trainers.

They remove their heads (at this point a number of the younger supporters in the Dolan burst into tears) revealing Dai and Couhig who then proceed to sign the paperwork in front of a packed SCL.

The crowd goes wild. Someone throws a tennis ball that hits Dai on the shoulder but he no longer cares.

We go on to lose 1-nil


Hmmm - nice idea. But the chances of Dai being anywhere near the stadium.....


just a hunch but I dont think morganb was being entirely serious.

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by morganb » 11 Apr 2025 17:01

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Waiting for 2:45pm next Friday when someone walks to the centre circle with a table.

DJ Megaparty then announces "two special guests" as Kingsley and Queensley stride out to the middle of the pitch carrying a sheaf of papers. Strangely Kingsley is wearing a pair of white New Balance trainers.

They remove their heads (at this point a number of the younger supporters in the Dolan burst into tears) revealing Dai and Couhig who then proceed to sign the paperwork in front of a packed SCL.

The crowd goes wild. Someone throws a tennis ball that hits Dai on the shoulder but he no longer cares.

We go on to lose 1-nil


Hmmm - nice idea. But the chances of Dai being anywhere near the stadium.....


just a hunch but I dont think morganb was being entirely serious.


I wasn't - but if it does happen then you heard it here first!

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Millsy » 11 Apr 2025 21:41

If this goes ahead by the end of the month I’ll treat HNA to frequent jokes for the foreseeable future to celebrate. Good times hopefully on the way, keep your fingers crossed!


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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Pepe the Horseman » 11 Apr 2025 22:27

Millsy If this goes ahead by the end of the month I’ll treat HNA to frequent jokes for the foreseeable future to celebrate. Good times hopefully on the way, keep your fingers crossed!

Praying for the sweet relief of liquidation.

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by From Despair To Where? » 12 Apr 2025 05:33

That sound you may hear is the sound of a thousand people putting Millsy on ignore.

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Sutekh » 12 Apr 2025 06:27

Millsy If this goes ahead by the end of the month I’ll treat HNA to frequent jokes for the foreseeable future to celebrate. Good times hopefully on the way, keep your fingers crossed!



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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Snowflake Royal » 12 Apr 2025 07:51

Christ, haven't we suffered enough


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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by leon » 12 Apr 2025 12:24

Dais not a bad chap really

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Ascotexgunner » 12 Apr 2025 18:31

leon Dais not a bad chap really


Didn't he subsidise the park and rides and give us free away travel.....until the money ran dry?
And kept season ticket prices down at a reasonable level?

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by leon » 12 Apr 2025 21:19

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leon Dais not a bad chap really


Didn't he subsidise the park and rides and give us free away travel.....until the money ran dry?
And kept season ticket prices down at a reasonable level?


Well it’s Dai or Millsy the unfunniest human to walk the earth.

So…….

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by From Despair To Where? » 12 Apr 2025 21:45

Dai is better at running a football club than Millay is at comedy.


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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by leon » 13 Apr 2025 00:18

From Despair To Where? Dai is better at running a football club than Millay is at comedy.


Word.

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by morganb » 13 Apr 2025 04:06

But is Dai better at comedy than Millsy is at running a football club? Will we ever know

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by From Despair To Where? » 13 Apr 2025 09:22

I see Dai as a Michael McIntyre type comedian

Millay is a latter day Spencer Trethewy.

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by bcubed » 13 Apr 2025 09:54

From Despair To Where? I see Dai as a Michael McIntyre type comedian

Millay is a latter day Spencer Trethewy.



Dai - Jimmy Carr
Millsy - Bobby Davro, without the impressions

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by windermereROYAL » 13 Apr 2025 10:03

Where is this thread going? :roll:

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by From Despair To Where? » 13 Apr 2025 10:40

Open mic night at Just The Tonic, m8.

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Re: CONFIMRED - The final countdown

by Winston Biscuit » 13 Apr 2025 13:04

Hope Couhig has a self penned pop song to unleash on us, like Lady Satsuma did.

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