Alfie on Goals on Sunday right now...

[Richmond Royal]

Enjoy watching and listening to this nice young man.

[Millsy]

Gaylord.

[bobby1413]

Gaylord.

Agreed. What a batty boy.

[2.8 lita injection]

I did enjoy Alfies comment about whether Jimmy is good at heading, his response was that Jimmy now thinks he is best header at the club.

[Snowball]

He had a blinding header last season

He made a goal with a head back at Newcastle, again v Chelsea, and then headed a goal...

[AthleticoSpizz]

Yo, Jimmy the screaming skull Kebe

[Niko]

I did enjoy Alfies comment about whether Jimmy is good at heading, his response was that Jimmy now thinks he is best header at the club.

Along with best goalkeeper, best manager and best ballboy (all true, of course).

[Derbyshire Royal]

If you removed the word obviously from the dictionary Alfie could not string a sentence together.

[Divvy]

If you removed the word obviously from the dictionary Alfie could not string a sentence together.

He's a step up from Gilkesy then with "um" every, um, other word, um.

[grey_squirrel]

Footballers aren't supposed to be clever though are they. That's why they have agents. Just ask Odemwingie.........

Amenable as he was, I don't suspect they will be inviting him back for comedy value. Hardly a NHunt.

Lookwise and stylewise he was a deadringer for Nathan Moore from Brother Beyond in their heyday. Not obviously saying that is a good thing.

[If you still hate Futcher]

He was a bit nervous and looked like a rabbit in the headlights, buy he came across OK when talking about his career and our footballing demi-god

[BKRoyale]

Indeed, all this media attention is all very new and I think he did pretty well considering he must have been nervous. Enjoyed the montages too