The footballer gets arrested thread

[REMTARDROYAL]

No offence but I've had funnier shits.

[leon]

No offence but I've had funnier shits.

yes, you probably have.

[Ralph Jolly]

Raheem Sterling interviewd under caution for nightclub assault, but not actually arrrested according to BBC news

[Geekins]

^ The footballer gets cautioned thread

[On High]

Raheem Sterling interviewd under caution for nightclub assault, but not actually arrrested according to BBC news

Isn't he still 17?

He shouldn't be out in nightclubs

I blame the parents

[Anfield Kopite]

Raheem Sterling interviewd under caution for nightclub assault, but not actually arrrested according to BBC news

Isn't he still 17?

He shouldn't be out in nightclubs

I blame the parents

Funnily enough it was pointed out to the bouncers by Everton fans that he was only 17 and one EFC fan got up his wikipedia page to prove it. He was asked to leave. Im not sure if this resulted in the above incident or not or if it was on the same night.

[TBM]

Funnily enough it was pointed out to the bouncers by Everton fans that he was only 17 and one EFC fan got up his wikipedia page to prove it. He was asked to leave. Im not sure if this resulted in the above incident or not or if it was on the same night.

Isn't that just a little sad?

Why would you give a shit if he was in there under-age or not, unless you owned the place!?

[MouldyRoyal]

Surely you'd want him getting as drunk as possible to affect his performance.

[Anfield Kopite]

Funnily enough it was pointed out to the bouncers by Everton fans that he was only 17 and one EFC fan got up his wikipedia page to prove it. He was asked to leave. Im not sure if this resulted in the above incident or not or if it was on the same night.

Isn't that just a little sad?

Why would you give a shit if he was in there under-age or not, unless you owned the place!?

I agree but as they were Everton fans they probably dont like him.

[sandman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2236264/Paul-Taylor-arrested-following-Ipswich-pub-brawl-injured.html

Ipswich's Paul Taylor arrested after involvement in a pub brawl. To think some wanted this disgusting piece of human excrement (copyright Daily Mail) at Reading.

[biscuitman]

Nice romantic night out with his girlfriend.

[leon]

Raheem Sterling interviewd under caution for nightclub assault, but not actually arrrested according to BBC news

Isn't he still 17?

He shouldn't be out in nightclubs

I blame the parents

Funnily enough it was pointed out to the bouncers by Everton fans that he was only 17 and one EFC fan got up his wikipedia page to prove it. He was asked to leave. Im not sure if this resulted in the above incident or not or if it was on the same night.

and also he's a massive mincer as well - he looks like a hairdresser. What sort of nightclub was this...?

[Anfield Kopite]

I agree he looks like a mincer. He isnt though. He has sired 2 kids already. I believe it was 2 different girls that he impregnated within a month of each other. Think they might do ok for maintenance when he signs his new contract on his 18th birthday next month.

[leon]

I agree he looks like a mincer. He isnt though. He has sired 2 kids already. I believe it was 2 different girls that he impregnated within a month of each other. Think they might do ok for maintenance when he signs his new contract on his 18th birthday next month.

he sounds like a cunt and he looks like a mincer. Nice combination.

[me]

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2124661_player_hit_ref_in_face

Local level

[soggy biscuit]

Scott Sellars gets 300 hours community service for falling asleep at the wheel and killing someone.

[Simon's Church]

That'll learn him.

[Anfield Kopite]

Scott Sellars gets 300 hours community service for falling asleep at the wheel and killing someone.

oxf*rd Hell. Community service ? for killing someone ? ridiculously lenient i.m.o.

[cmonurz]

One for Rumpole maybe - what did Gary Hart (sentenced to five years after falling asleep at the wheel and causing the Selby train crash) do that Scott Sellars didn't?

[soggy biscuit]

One for Rumpole maybe - what did Gary Hart (sentenced to five years after falling asleep at the wheel and causing the Selby train crash) do that Scott Sellars didn't?

Maybe the bloke Sellars killed was a bit of a oxf*rd