Standing ovation please...

[LWJ]

Personally agree with the OP. Cole never lets England down when those around him are falling apart.

Think most the h8 is because he shagged Cheryl and then dumped her.

No, I admire him for shagging around behind that horrendous pcunts back. Its more his response to Arsenal not offering him more than £60K a week that makes him a utter tosshead. Excellent left back though.

Sort of see where you are coming from, but A) It's not your team, so why care? B) It could be argued he moved to a club who had bigger ambitions than Arsenal. and C) Would you not fcuk her?

[6ft Kerplunk]

A) Wouldn't have mattered whether it was Arsenal or any other team in the world if you get to a point in life where you think that someone offering to pay you £60K a week is so disrespectful that it causes you to nearly crash your car would suggest you've gone a bit far up your own arse. To then publish that in your autobiography and not expect a tornado of utter contempt from the terraces suggests that you've well and truly lost touch with reality.

B) Don't have a problem with him moving to another club prepared to pay more.

C) No. Horrible woman. Great tits, but don't think I could get past how much of a twat she is to shag her. Must be my age.

[LWJ]

C) No. Horrible woman. Great tits, but don't think I could get past how much of a twat she is to shag her. Must be my age.

[Royal With Cheese]

Have I missed a Cheryl Cole puppy eating incident? What has she done to make people hate her? Other than the shampoo ads.

[Ian Royal]

Have I missed a Cheryl Cole puppy eating incident? What has she done to make people hate her? Other than the shampoo ads.

racially aggravated assault?!?!?!

Was she actually convicted of racially aggravated?

It's pretty much the only thing I can think of. Unless people think that putting out lots of girl pop is somehow a heinous crime. Maybe I'm a mug, but she seems quite nice to me.

[From Despair To Where?]

Ashley Cole, great footballer, despicable excuse for a human being. Actually Ashley and Cheryl Cole, 2 of the most unlikeable "celebrities" on the planet. Arrogant, self obsessed, up their own (and in Cheryl's case, Simon Cowell's) arse attention whores.

[sandman]

Not even the best left back in England.