Shock new season ticket policy

[PieEater]

In a shock announcement Reading FC have announce a new politically correct season ticket seating policy. The club have realised that some seats have better views than others and to ensure a fair distribution of matchday views, and have announced a new Marxist seating policy which will require all seat ticket holders to change seats every game. The club has acquired a new supercomputer call ERSNIE and have been trialing it’s random seat selection throughout the season with the half time Pizza draw. ERSNIE will shift Pizza sized rows of seats around sections of the ground to make sure everyone gets a fair share of views for every game. Chairman, John Madejski said, “our new pay per view season tickets will set the standard amongst other premiership clubs, we believe that all supporters should be treated equally so are doing our best to give that impressionâ€

[Dirk Gently]

PieEater. Don't you think your obsessed rants are getting a bit boring now?

If you're so anti-STAR and everything they do, why don't you stand for election and do something to make them the way you think they should be, instead of constant criticism from the sidelines because they don't agree with your personal view of the world?

[PieEater]

Lighten up Dirk ,should I have put a smiley at the end? I thought you'd appreciate a more light hearted view? There are other threads around if you want to discuss my view of STAR.

[.:BigDaveInTheDungeon:.]

ERSNIE sounds like a great idea, it won't get in the way of the pizza giving though will it? and will the more equal lot still get pizza when they are fenced off from the less equal?

[Warfield Royal]

I hear that the new ERSNIE tickets will be DNA linked to the actual season ticket holder and charge a fine every time a fan stands up and pay a credit every time the fan sings. There will also be a discount for arriving late and leaving early.

[working class hero]

I do hope that the club is going to factor these changes in when using the 'pizza randomiser' - it would be awful to think of the same people winning more than once.....
Other than that what a wizard idea