by Four Of Clubs »
22 Jan 2009 18:37
Many Many years ago I was at Uni with a chap from Bude - he said you'd never see a copper on the roads down there so everyone used to drive around completely blitzed.
The only time he ever saw the local Bill was very late one night - cop car almost in a ditch on a narrow country lane - don't know why, but he decided to investigate

- was famous for doing daft things - probably felt brave cos of the umpteen pints of Scruttocks' Ol' Dirigible or Knee Cracker or whatever they drink down that way.
Anyways - Copper was bent double throwing up in said ditch absolutley Sh&tfaced - turned out (of course) it was his cousin so he gave him a lift home -
in his own car - he wasn't quite that 'Jethro'd'! 