Caption Contest

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[Ian Royal]

Bikey prepares for his crucification

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Bikey prepares for his crucification

I'm sorry Ian but I find that quote highly offensive and inappropriate. You think he should be, in the biblical sense, 'crucified'?

Idiot number 2 identified.

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Bikey prepares for his crucification

I'm sorry Ian but I find that quote highly offensive and inappropriate. You think he should be, in the biblical sense, 'crucified'?

Idiot number 2 identified.

Calm down

ReLOLigion.

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That is so out of order though. I don't even go to Church but there's something about that post that irked me.

[Chaney]

it was this big I tell you...but not quite has big as that guys hat in the front row

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That is so out of order though. I don't even go to Church but there's something about that post that irked me.

Lighten up. If everyone took stuff seriously we would be in a depressing world. And id be taking your mum to court.

[weybridgewanderer]

"....and it was this big"

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I'm pro Bikey though and implying a player should be killed because he messed up is well out of order.

What's next, death threats? Would we need to lightne up about that too?

Ian Royal = KNOB

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The only reason he said crusifcation is because his arms are out like that, not because he thinks he deserves to die

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The only reason he said crusifcation is because his arms are out like that, not because he thinks he deserves to die

Timing's great though huh?

Maybe had he been sunk on his knees in that picture the caption could have been:

'Bikey kneels before Nazi death squad'

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'Bikey kneels before Nazi death squad'

Winner.

[Dirk Gently]

Crucification can also refer to being the object of masses of public criticism and vitriol - see some of the threads about yesterday's game.....

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Crucification can also refer to being the object of masses of public criticism and vitriol

And that would be symbolised by the image of a man standing as though he'd been nailed to a cross then yeah?

I think we all know what Ian meant.

MODS: Make sure you've got the IP addresses of those who believe death threats are an appropriate form of criticism.

[Dirk Gently]

Crucification can also refer to being the object of masses of public criticism and vitriol

And that would be symbolised by the image of a man standing as though he'd been nailed to a cross then yeah?

That's what makes the caption such a good one, the irony that he is in the position but as a result of that moment is going to get the abuse and criticism.

It's not a literal prediction, and only a WUM or an uptight simpleton would think otherwise. I do hope you're in the former category....

[RobRoyal]

'Bikey kneels before Nazi death squad'

Winner.

ALOL

[The Prisoner]

NFA - don't think for one minute anyone is making a death threat. Bikey is a legend. If anything, yesterday has reinforced that.

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NFA - don't think for one minute anyone is making a death threat. Bikey is a legend. If anything, yesterday has reinforced that.

If anyone does make a death threat to Bikey, I'll be straight on to Thames Valley Police to forward the usernames of those who think it might be appropriate.

He had to leave Russia because he feared for his life and now keyboard nerds are suggesting he should be put on a cross - it's bang out of order.

Plus, he's kinda fit and it was well sexy when he took his top off

Love it!

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I thought you were actually a decent poster NFA, but now i think you're a bit mental in the head. You wont last long on here if you get so easily offended.

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Yeah and I thought you were real nice when you snaked on me first day I registered.

Guess you have a massive following I should try to stay on the right side of.