Leory Lita

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Leory Lita

by ellpryjon » 21 Jul 2009 13:11

A medical at Real Madrid ? :wink:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leroy_Lita

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Re: Leory Lita

by Hugo Boss » 21 Jul 2009 13:14

LOL @ Place of birth!! :lol:

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Re: Leory Lita

by Bacon Double Cheese » 21 Jul 2009 13:24

Somebody has been a bit mischievous, or should that be mischeesevous?

EDIT: Cheese references now removed from his Wiki entry making the above comment appear somewhat bizarre :oops:
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Re: Leory Lita

by wickedwhispers » 21 Jul 2009 13:28

Just about to sign for Leicester City.

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Re: Leory Lita

by floyd__streete » 21 Jul 2009 13:33

Lita is set to retire from Professional football. Rumour had it that he had been constantly reading his wikipedia page and learned from his agent that interest from Real Madrid was false. Subsequently he know believes that he is not being taken seriously in the world of football and will announce his retirement in the near future.


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Re: Leory Lita

by Row Z Royal » 21 Jul 2009 17:01

Leroy has denied any link to him returning to Reading to work in the Megastore.


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Re: Leory Lita

by weybridgewanderer » 21 Jul 2009 17:09

I heard Leroy was in discussion with paul raymond, a lucrative contract that would give him prime time showing every saturday evening

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Re: Leory Lita

by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 21 Jul 2009 23:35

Now a free agent Lita has decided to start a new career as Agent 00000 with the organisation MFI, where his speciality will be to spy on clubs Brighton and Charlton infiltrating their ranks and wiping both clubs out of existance.

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Re: Leory Lita

by SLAMMED » 21 Jul 2009 23:59

After retiring from football, Lita returned to Bristol and nutted any bad ass mo fo that looked at him


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Re: Leory Lita

by Barry the bird boggler » 22 Jul 2009 11:09

Lita is actually currently in talks with Middlesbrough.

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Re: Leory Lita

by Mr Optimist » 22 Jul 2009 12:43

With Tuncay, Alves and Mido all likely to be on their way they do have a vacancy for an over hyped ineffective striker....

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Re: Leory Lita

by Thomas L'Heureux » 22 Jul 2009 13:01

Mr Optimist With Tuncay, Alves and Mido all likely to be on their way they do have a vacancy for an over hyped ineffective striker....


Aliadiere still fills that void quite well.

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Re: Leory Lita

by Mr Optimist » 22 Jul 2009 13:19

That is very true but presumably with the Championship's 46 game marathon season they will need some ineffective cover!

or someone ineffective to play off the ineffective Aliadiere....


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Re: Leory Lita

by AbovetheI » 22 Jul 2009 13:20

Kids and grown ups love it so.

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Re: Leory Lita

by Gordons Cumming » 22 Jul 2009 15:01

He was even ineffective in a non competitive testimonial match.

..........and I really think he was trying. :shock:

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Re: Leory Lita

by Thomas L'Heureux » 22 Jul 2009 16:29

Mr Optimist That is very true but presumably with the Championship's 46 game marathon season they will need some ineffective cover!

or someone ineffective to play off the ineffective Aliadiere....


Maybe the two combined could form one of the most ineffective strike-forces going?

To be fair to Tuncay, he did notch a few goals and always gave his all. And Mido isn't too shabby when it comes to eating burgers as well.

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