by Alan Partridge »
21 Jan 2010 15:51
Gus I was expecting more from you, but you bit that easily I am going to move away. I don't hate Ireland at all actually, apart from Stephen Hunt.
The only thing which I really hate irish related is actually nothing to do with Ireland itself. It's over here where everyone tries to be 'part Irish' everyone starts supporting them and Mick from Tilehurst turning up to watch London Irish on St Paddy's day with his giant Guinness hat. It's pathetic. I honestly don't give two shits about the Irish football team and neither should anyone over here yet it's rammed down our throats by the sky sports lot and worse than that, taken on by the prats over here.
Everyone was supposed to be 'gutted' for the Irish for what happened in France, yet 95% of the Irish public will now join everyone else in supporting anyone else but England. So to be honest, tough shit m8.
I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons,
people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying "yes, there’s more to Ireland than this". A good slogan for the tourist board – "Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis."