Fastest Footballer in English Football

Who is the Fastest?

Agbonlahor
6
19%
Lennon
2
6%
Kebe
10
31%
Walcott
11
34%
Torres
0
No votes
A Young
2
6%
S Wright-Phillips
1
3%
Clichy
0
No votes
Drogba
0
No votes
Defoe
0
No votes
A Cole
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 32
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Fastest Footballer in English Football

by leww_rfc » 01 Mar 2010 16:32

Well.. I don't actually know, anyone?
Would love it too be Kebe, stick him CB sunday and he'll control Gabby Agbonlahor 8)

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Barry the bird boggler » 01 Mar 2010 16:34

So, how will anyone know without some sort of running competition? Still it's obviously Kebe though. :lol:

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by papereyes » 01 Mar 2010 16:38

Surely they can speedgun a player during a match?

or, before the league cup final, hold a series of 100 m sprints 8)

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by TBM » 01 Mar 2010 16:42

After seeing what Walcott did against Sunderland the other week, giving the full back a 10 yard headstart and still beating him - i reckon he'll be up there!

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by papereyes » 01 Mar 2010 16:55

My hunches would be Agbonlahor or Walcott

Milner was a very good cross country runner in his youth, but that's a different thing altogether


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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by ZacNaloen » 01 Mar 2010 16:57

Kebe is pretty damned quick but I've never seen anyone in football move like a fit Walcott.


Except maybe Overmars... but I was young then so my memory could be tricking me.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by southbank1871 » 01 Mar 2010 17:03

Michael Gilkes

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Focher » 01 Mar 2010 17:05

Not being biased ive not seen quicker than Gilkes on a football field. Owen in his heyday was utter lightening.

walcott is the quickest today.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by papereyes » 01 Mar 2010 17:07

Gilkes came 3rd, iirc, in that Rumbelows cup running competition.


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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Focher » 01 Mar 2010 17:11

papereyes Gilkes came 3rd, iirc, in that Rumbelows cup running competition.


he did, but when do you ever run 100m flat out on a pitch without a ball?

Gilkes was 5m clear after 50m.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Dirk Gently » 01 Mar 2010 17:39

Probably some unknown kid in the reserves of a Tier 3 or Tier 4 team, who can run like buggery but can't keep the ball under control or cross it accurately more than 20% of the time.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Victor Meldrew » 01 Mar 2010 17:47

Dirk Gently Probably some unknown kid in the reserves of a Tier 3 or Tier 4 team, who can run like buggery but can't keep the ball under control or cross it accurately more than 20% of the time.


Sounds like most wingers in English football.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by FiNeRaIn » 01 Mar 2010 17:58

Drogba? LOL


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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by leww_rfc » 01 Mar 2010 18:01

FiNeRaIn Drogba? LOL


Asked a lot of people who was faster and more people said Drogba than Rooney so that's why he's in there.

Oxf*rd need to edit it put Bellamy in instead of him, but how?!

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Geekins » 01 Mar 2010 18:20

Ady Williams.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Smoking Kills Dancing Doe » 01 Mar 2010 18:23

John 'The Flying Postman' Williams

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Row Z Royal » 01 Mar 2010 18:51

Abdulai Baggie-Bell.

FACT

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Dirk Gently » 01 Mar 2010 19:27

Aaron Ramsey on his way to hospital.

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Re: Fastest Footballer in English Football

by Tony Le Mesmer » 01 Mar 2010 20:07

Focher
papereyes Gilkes came 3rd, iirc, in that Rumbelows cup running competition.


he did, but when do you ever run 100m flat out on a pitch without a ball?

Gilkes was 5m clear after 50m.


and still recovering from Dean Austin breaking his leg

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