Mancini vs. Moyes

[Starfish]

Maybe I should put this in General Sport but who do you think would win a 'No Holds Barred' fight between the two?

[Row Z Royal]

Moyes: kicking and biting ftw.


Mancini would just throw down a glove and wait for the box of pistols.

[Franchise FC]

It's a two horse race - so I'll go Moyes first and Moyes second.

I reckon he's bloody hard on the quiet (and not so quiet(

[TBM]

It's a two horse race - so I'll go Moyes first and Moyes second.

I reckon he's bloody hard on the quiet (and not so quiet(

I reckon if you tap him on the back of the head, his eyes will pop out

[Franchise FC]

It's a two horse race - so I'll go Moyes first and Moyes second.

I reckon he's bloody hard on the quiet (and not so quiet(

I reckon if you tap him on the back of the head, his eyes will pop out

Good luck with that - even with no eyes I'd back him to call your tap and raise you a massive right hook

[1871 Royal]

Moyes, no contest

[prostak]

A Prestonian friend tells of happening across Sean St Ledger a few years back with a huge black eye. Apparently he'd spoken out of turn, Moyes had no hesitation in politely explaining why that was unacceptable. On the other hand, Mancini's disciplinary record as a player suggests he's not one to shy from a fight. Given that this was in Serie A, though, I'd still go for Moyes.

[exileinleeds]

Mancini has been charged with inappropriate handbags, Moyes has had a letter to remind him of his obligations.

FA clearly not up for a rumble with Masher Moyes.

[readingbedding]

Moyes would have tore Mancini a new bumhole.

[Rex]

Sad to see Moyes never slapped him twice, pulled his hair, stuck his tongue out and kicked Mancini up the backside.

[Franchise FC]

Mancini has been charged with inappropriate handbags, Moyes has had a letter to remind him of his obligations.

FA clearly not up for a rumble with Masher Moyes.

Dear David

We are in receipt of the referee's report in relation to the Premier League match on 24th March 2010. The report specifically mentions an incident in the 85th minute of the game when, as the ball left the field of play, you did pick up the ball and retain posession of said ball for more than the 1.5 seconds as specified in the Premier League Managers Conduct Agreement, section 23, sub-section 4, item 6.
The report further indicates that you were subsequently attacked by a third party.

May we remind you of your obligations under the said agreement, as follows :

1. Picking up of the ball, and it's retention, is only allowed if you are winning the game (as we note that you were), but is also a privilege available only to managers of teams in the top 4 of the Premier League table on the date of the match.
2. When accosted by the manager of an opposition team, it is mandatory that the attack is returned in order to maintain the highest profile of incident for the Premier League
3. In the circumstances, you should have been aware that the person involved was wearing a stupid, ill-fitting scarf, and this should have been used to exacerbate the situation by pulling it tight round his neck and hanging him from the nearest available point. This is in pursuance of the agreement as above, section 27, sub-section 2, item 3 (props)

However, in view of your previous behaviour, and taking into account the fact that you are clearly harder than any of us, please accept our apologies that you were forced to walk all the way to the tunnel five minutes before you were due to do so anyway.

In an attempt to rectify the issue, we have made both Howard Webb and Peter Walton available as free-kick wall dummies for your training sessions for the rest of the season.

Yours meekly
Richard Scudamore