RoyalChicagoFCLUX out of all the possibles, I'd say
Pompey (guaranteed)
Bolton (never liked them either, plus I do bear a grudge)
West Ham (pretty neutral on them tbf, but I prefer Burnley, Hull and Wigan)
I suppose I'd rather it be Blackburn, but they seem safe (?)
Yeah, Allardyce's misery is my delight (as, you know, a general matter)
Ahhhmm...right, well
--Pompey if only because they're nailed on --and howya likin' the view from up on the cross there, bell boy?
--Bolton for whom I've never had any use whatsoever
--and Wigan just because
West Ham are BHO's pet club (family connections) and, well, with me being a loyal koolaid chugger and all
God I'd love it if Blackburn, Bolton and Pompey went down. It could only be bettered by Chelsea sinking.