Strangest football chant

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Strangest football chant

by readingbedding » 13 Apr 2011 21:27

Spurs fans to Real Madrid fans.
'phuck all, you're gonna win phuck all...'

Incredible.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by No Fixed Abode » 13 Apr 2011 21:46

and they were singing "You're just a shit Barcelona".

Oh dear.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by FiNeRaIn » 13 Apr 2011 23:06

Cretins

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Re: Strangest football chant

by Royal With Cheese » 14 Apr 2011 00:34

They are the Reading of the premiership.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by Alan Partridge » 14 Apr 2011 01:11

OHHHH WHEN WE NIIIIIIIIIIIIICK SOUTH-AMP-TON'S SOOOOOONG

Stop that shit it sounds f*cking terrible much like their over rated, over paid bunch of journeymen.

Fair play done ever so well to get to the quarter finals of the CHAMPIONS League considering they last won the league in 1961.


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Re: Strangest football chant

by Elmer Park » 14 Apr 2011 07:13

One of the strangest I heard was when our fans used to sing the 'How shit must you be, we're winning away' song during the 2008-9 season when we had a pretty good away record.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by boycey » 14 Apr 2011 08:46

Cringeworthy last night.
Now, if Real had sang, "you're just a shit Arsenal" in an ironic manner back at them.
That would have been top quality terrace bantering.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by swansea jack » 14 Apr 2011 09:57

The C*rdiff scummers with their 'Do the Ayatollah' :roll:

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Re: Strangest football chant

by rhroyal » 14 Apr 2011 10:21

Elmer Park One of the strangest I heard was when our fans used to sing the 'How shit must you be, we're winning away' song during the 2008-9 season when we had a pretty good away record.

Although "How shit must you be, you're winning 2-1" away at WBA in 09/10 under Rodgers was top gallows humour.


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Re: Strangest football chant

by leicsRoyal » 14 Apr 2011 10:21

in the old Elm Park days the Chelsea Celery song always struck me as strange.

I can remember 100's of sticks of celery landing on the pitch at the town end, probably classed as an offensive weapon nowadays.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by No Fixed Abode » 14 Apr 2011 10:26

leicsRoyal in the old Elm Park days the Chelsea Celery song always struck me as strange.

I can remember 100's of sticks of celery landing on the pitch at the town end, probably classed as an offensive weapon nowadays.


8)

Celery is banned for away games.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by Svlad Cjelli » 14 Apr 2011 10:28

leicsRoyal in the old Elm Park days the Chelsea Celery song always struck me as strange.

I can remember 100's of sticks of celery landing on the pitch at the town end, probably classed as an offensive weapon nowadays.


One of the first games at the new Wembley (back in the days when Chelsea used to get there) those in teh Royal Box were showered with celery from above. There are now nets in strategic places.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by leicsRoyal » 14 Apr 2011 10:31

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leicsRoyal in the old Elm Park days the Chelsea Celery song always struck me as strange.

I can remember 100's of sticks of celery landing on the pitch at the town end, probably classed as an offensive weapon nowadays.


8)

Celery is banned for away games.



where did the link between Celery and Chelsea originate from?


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Re: Strangest football chant

by TheMaraudingDog » 14 Apr 2011 10:58

To be fair the Ohhhhhhhh Whennnnnnn Theeeeeee Spurssssss sounds class.

Shit Barcelona though :|

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Re: Strangest football chant

by Stuka » 14 Apr 2011 11:25

Spurs chants were crap last night, at least from what I could gather from my shitty TV set.

Arsenal fans keep singing "We won the League at White Hart Lane" or "We won the League in Manchester" all the bloody time.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by Zammo » 14 Apr 2011 12:18

leicsRoyal
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leicsRoyal in the old Elm Park days the Chelsea Celery song always struck me as strange.

I can remember 100's of sticks of celery landing on the pitch at the town end, probably classed as an offensive weapon nowadays.


8)

Celery is banned for away games.



where did the link between Celery and Chelsea originate from?


*Kes googles*

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Re: Strangest football chant

by bakerlou » 14 Apr 2011 14:04

leicsRoyal in the old Elm Park days the Chelsea Celery song always struck me as strange.

I can remember 100's of sticks of celery landing on the pitch at the town end, probably classed as an offensive weapon nowadays.

Hats off to them for singing One Man Went To Mow as well, a bunch of skinheads singing it passionately without irony.

Fair play I guess.

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Re: Strangest football chant

by No Fixed Abode » 14 Apr 2011 18:16

and not forgetting the Chelsea allouette. 8)

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Re: Strangest football chant

by Franchise FC » 16 Apr 2011 19:18

Although it may have lost a bit in translation, the Vasco fans to the Botafogo centre forward translated as :

Ricardo - you're mad

I must've missed the first verse which I presume would have been a little more fruity

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