Song for Kaspars

[Hemenbruff Royal]

We've just signed a player named Gorkss
Who runs as fast as he walks
Not wanted by Rangers
He's now playing with strangers
This Saturday away in East Yorks

[M-U-R-T-Y]

We've just signed a player named Gorkss
Who runs as fast as he walks
Not wanted by Rangers
He's now playing with strangers
This Saturday away in East Yorks

Brilliant!

[Barry the bird boggler]

Gorkss Gorkss wonderful Gorkss
Everyone knows his name rhymes with norks

[URZZ]

We're not Real Madrid
We're not Barcelona
We are Reading Football Club
Kaspars Gorkks gives me a boner

He'll defend with brute force
From the south to the North
That's Kaspars Gorkss

To the tune of 'Thats Amore'

Genuinely like this one ^ Need to get it going.

[Stuka]

From Riga From Riga he knows how to move it (Night Fever)

We're not Real Madrid
We're not Barcelona
We are Reading Football Club
Kaspars Gorkks gives me a boner

[Stuka]

This is ground control to Kaspars Gorkšs
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
It's still blue and white so you don't care.

[loyalroyal4life]

We've just signed a player named Gorkss
Who runs as fast as he walks
Not wanted by Rangers
He's now playing with strangers
This Saturday away in East Yorks

Brilliant!

Yep can really see that one being sung by the 200 odd reading faithful

[SouthDownsRoyal]

to the tune of daydream beliver

cheer up kaspars, oh what can it mean to play for another club in hoops and we wear blue

we still need a striker, i am very sorry but you are not what we need to go up

[holsgrove breaks a leg]

To the tune ala Dariuz Wdowczyck

He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International

Kaaaaasparks Gorkkss

[holsgrove breaks a leg]

To the tune ala Dariuz Wdowczyck

He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International

Kaaaaaspars Gorkkss

[Royal Prince]

Kaspars Gorkks is magic,
He doesn't wear a hat,
Instead he wears a headband,
Which makes him look a tw@t!

But now he is a Royal,
We'll all wear one too,
Coz he's a f##king legend,
And he plays in White and Blue....

Who are we? Blue army! Who are we? Blue army!
(repeat to fade....)


N.b you can also throw in a few claps or maybe play rhythm on your rumble sticks if that's easier!

[Sarah Star]

Can I make a plea here to change "blue army" to maybe "blue & white army"?

I know it's "traditional", but blue doesn't seem quite right when the team are running around in what is mostly white - especially when playing a team like Millwall who also wear blue (although not necessarily when playing us).

As you were now.

[Compo's Hat]

To the tune ala Dariuz Wdowczyck

He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International
He's our Latvian International

Kaaaaasparks Gorkkss

I'm putting money on this being the eventual song the deadheads will try to sing.


Anybody who sings that dreadful Robson-Kanu chant (ironicly nicked from Scousers who sing it to Maxi) actually noticed he plays up front these days and not on the wing

[The Glory Days :(]

[quote="Royal Prince"]Kaspars Gorkks is magic,
He doesn't wear a hat,
Instead he wears a headband,
Which makes him look a tw@t!

But now he is a Royal,
We'll all wear one too,
Coz he's a f##king legend,
And he plays in White and Blue....

Who are we? Blue army! Who are we? Blue army!
(repeat to fade....)

Hahaha genius ! If this gets going it will be quality