Unbelievable Tekkers

[TBM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtwEwAf9Tk

This was on a few weeks back but is quite amazing how being a footballer isn't just through training, natural ability plays a huge part

[boycey]

what a physique too.
people say he's a pretty boy and all that.
but look at the size of the fellow.
He was 6 2" and full of muscle.
he said to you speaka my language. I just smiled and gave him a vegemite sandwich.

[ZacNaloen]

The ability to put the ball in back of the net with no knowledge of the flight of the ball is incredible

[TBM]

The ability to put the ball in back of the net with no knowledge of the flight of the ball is incredible

Indeed

and the part where the black dude had to get the ball off him was amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 9Tk#t=969s

[ZacNaloen]

What that means is that once the ball is kicked all he needs to worry about is finding space, he has no need to look at where the ball is going.

That's why he gets free headers. He doesn't even realise he's doing it I bet.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

He is still a massive cock.

[Focher]

He is still a massive cock.

there is no doubt he is a helm of the highest order, but he is some footballer.

That said he's not even fit to clean Messi's boots.

[Simon's Church]

It'd be good to see loads of the top players in some kind of standardised fitness test like the NFL combine thing.

[Friday's Legacy]

He is still a massive cock.

because he has everything we wish we had? he's young, good looking, a body most of us, well all of us would die for, he's rich beyond rich and can take his pick of pretty much any woman he likes. he is a cock, yes. a lucky cock at that.

[Thomas L'Heureux]

He is still a massive cock.

because he has everything we wish we had? he's young, good looking, a body most of us, well all of us would die for, he's rich beyond rich and can take his pick of pretty much any woman he likes. he is a cock, yes. a lucky cock at that.

He's only got all of those things because of the fact he is a 'cock' though. Of course he has natural ability but he is also determined beyond belief and has ridiculous levels of self-confidence. Much like when people say you'd ruin Rooney's game if you took his aggression away, you'd ruin Ronaldo by taking away his arrogance and sheer cockiness.