Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

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Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Mr Angry » 25 May 2012 10:25

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18205513

How utterly galling for Blatter and the rest of the anti-English FIFA international Committee, that an English team dare win a penalty shoot-out; so much so, that Blatter is now asking for an alternative to be found.....and is asking the President of Bayern Munich to investigate!

Where was he asking for an alternative after England lost on pens in 1990, or 1996, or 1998, or 2004?

Tosser.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by TBM » 25 May 2012 10:34

Still, it will benefit us [England] going forward

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by sandman » 25 May 2012 10:46

TBM Still, it will benefit us [England] going forward


Nah, you'll still go out in the quarter finals.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by ZacNaloen » 25 May 2012 10:49

Okay, lets Brain storm.

Alternatives.


Keep playing until someone scores?

Keepy uppy competition?

Skillz Skool style face off voted for by the crowd?

mass brawl?

Coin flip?

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Bandini » 25 May 2012 10:50

Mr Angry http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18205513

How utterly galling for Blatter and the rest of the anti-English FIFA international Committee, that an English team dare win a penalty shoot-out; so much so, that Blatter is now asking for an alternative to be found.....and is asking the President of Bayern Munich to investigate!

Where was he asking for an alternative after England lost on pens in 1990, or 1996, or 1998, or 2004?

Tosser.


Agreed. Not to mention the lack of complaint about taking advantage of goal-keeping errors after England lost in 2002 and the repeated failure to ban metatarsal injuries.

Has anyone ever demonstrated such utter contempt for the English as Sepp, so-called, Blatter?


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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by cmonurz » 25 May 2012 10:55

Extra time is four periods of 15 minutes, during which teams can use an additional three substitutes. First goal wins.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by TBM » 25 May 2012 12:25

cmonurz Extra time is four periods of 15 minutes, during which teams can use an additional three substitutes. First goal wins.


Golden goal again then

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Dare to Dr£am » 25 May 2012 12:26

Extra time of standard 15 mins per half. Every 10 mins a team loses one player and has to decide who. People get tired, pitch gets bigger, tactics are key.

Epic scenes.

That or first one to have a heart attack wins.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by BR2 » 25 May 2012 12:36

Mr Angry http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18205513

How utterly galling for Blatter and the rest of the anti-English FIFA international Committee, that an English team dare win a penalty shoot-out; so much so, that Blatter is now asking for an alternative to be found.....and is asking the President of Bayern Munich to investigate!

Where was he asking for an alternative after England lost on pens in 1990, or 1996, or 1998, or 2004?

Tosser.


Why immediately see this as anti-English?
The game is gradually moving towards goal-line technology,we have goal-line officials so why not look again at different options to penalty shoot-outs which many have felt a less than ideal solution to decide a match?
A very exciting finale for the fans but for exhausted players to have a break which always seems to last for at least 10 minutes and then have to take a spot kick may not be the ideal answer.
Oh and why not ask one of the most succesful player and manager in world football look into it?
Who would you prefer,John Terry and Joey Barton?


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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by cmonurz » 25 May 2012 12:36

TBM
cmonurz Extra time is four periods of 15 minutes, during which teams can use an additional three substitutes. First goal wins.


Golden goal again then


With an extra 30 minutes on top, and the opportunity to freshen the legs with three more subs – to stop it becoming 30 minutes defence v defence like often happened in the past.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Whore Jackie » 25 May 2012 12:40

Quite like penalty shoot-outs TBH. The only change I'd make is that all 10 outfield players have to take one.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by TBM » 25 May 2012 12:41

3pts for every shot on goal
1pt for every time the woodwork is hit

Whoever has the most points at the end of the game, wins.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Maguire » 25 May 2012 12:43

Pens are fine. If teams can't be sensible enough to settle things in 120mins of football then they get what they deserve.


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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by M-U-R-T-Y » 25 May 2012 12:43

Take off the goalies, put two balls on the pitch and see who gets to 20 fastest.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Simon's Church » 25 May 2012 12:44

Put a rabbit on the pitch, first team to score or catch the rabbit wins.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by TBM » 25 May 2012 12:47

blindfold the players (bar the keeper) and then put a bell in the ball

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by frimmers3 » 25 May 2012 12:50

TBM blindfold the players (bar the keeper) and then put a bell in the ball


be oxf*rd chaos when they signal for last orders...

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by blindedbythelights » 25 May 2012 12:51

My idea, which I have gone so far as emailing the FA, UEFA and FIFA with before is

a dead ball shoot out within the arc of the box.

Player puts ball anywhere they like within arc, keeper remains on line like with pens, player has 1 kick.

Much more exciting than pens imo
more skill required
emphasis much more on keeper to save

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Silver Fox » 25 May 2012 12:52

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How utterly galling for Blatter and the rest of the anti-English FIFA international Committee, that an English team dare win a penalty shoot-out; so much so, that Blatter is now asking for an alternative to be found.....and is asking the President of Bayern Munich to investigate!

Where was he asking for an alternative after England lost on pens in 1990, or 1996, or 1998, or 2004?

Tosser.


Why immediately see this as anti-English?


Shit, I agree with Vic :shock:

Blatter's an absolute tool but this is an extreme persecution complex to think he's come up with this just because Chelsea won the CL, if that was the case he'd have mentioned it in 2005 surely? By all means have a go at him for dishing up meaningless soundbites and ignoring genuine issues but to call this anti-English is a bit odd. Also, why mention that it's the president of Bayern who has been asked to investigate? Why not say it's the head of the existing group that investigates rule changes, who happens to be a widely respected player and coach?

FWIW and IMHO penalties are no less flawed than any other suggestion people always come up with and as they are a part of the game, which regular withdrawal of players etc isn't, then at least it makes sense as a way to decide a drawn game.

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Re: Blatter asks for an alternative to penalty shoot-outs

by Dare to Dr£am » 25 May 2012 12:55

The ref and linos take it in turns to stand on the goal line while each team get one shot each. You get one point for hitting any part of the the body, and two extra points for hitting them in the bollocks.

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