by under the tin » 18 Sep 2012 09:17
by SWLR » 18 Sep 2012 09:31
by cmonurz » 18 Sep 2012 11:28
under the tin I fell out of love with football about two seasons ago, largely because of what Jobi is on about in the article mentioned on the team page.
I stopped attending, breaking a 40- odd year habit.
Sunday was my 53rd birthday, and as a present, my son in law got hold of a couple of hospitality tickets.
Arriving at the stadium, I did wonder if the experience would re-ignite my enthusiasm for a matchday football fix.
Going through main reception was like arriving at an airport, lots of suited and booted people with toothpaste smiles checking our tickets.
The only bit of familiarity I found was when walking past the photos on the walls. I pointed at a black and white one with a muddied Martin Hicks, Chalky White et al, and said "I think that's Port Vale; I was there".
The toothpaste smiles beamed their indifference. Ah Well.
We cilmbed the stairs to "The Windsor Lounge" for a pre match beer. Seeing as the tickets were advertised at £80 a pop on the OS, I was hoping for a free bar.
I hasten to add that the s-i-l didnt pay for our tickets, they were comps, given to his employer.
Instead of arriving at a bar, we somehow got to an airport departure lounge.
They did serve Heineken, the downside is that they wanted £4 a pint for it.
Perched on an over high stool, and balancing my beer on a wobbly oversized ashtray, I took in the vista surrounding me, and concluded that my initial description of it was incorrect.
Only Hospitals can be this sterile.
Being from a younger generation, the s-i-l was quick to point out the faces in there with us.
Howard Webb was sat over there, Les Ferdinand was smiling graciously, whilst sycophants sidled up with their
Galaxy S 3's, "can I have picture".....Oh look. it's Stuart Pearce.
Kick off loomed, and we all shuffled in silence to our seats in the North West corner.
For £80, I was expecting a complimentary programme to be placed on my OOh WoW padded seat. No such luck.
The sterility of the bar was transposed to the North West corner. Sit in virtual silence, and applaud politely here and there.
I looked up at where my seat used to be in the North stand with a degree of envy. They are at a football match.
I don't feel like I am.
The sterility migrated onto the pitch. Reading gave the impression that they had collectively sh*t themselves at the thought that they were playing against "the mighty" Spurs.
Half time came, back to the Hospital, £80 a pop, half time buffet? No.
We purchased more beer, and decided that the bar was no less atmospheric than our seats in the bowl.
We watched the second half in the Hospital.
I needn't have concerned myself with the thought that my passion for the game could be re-ignited.
It's 22 millionaires chasing a ball around whilst tens of thousands are being mugged off for the priviledge of seeing it. No thanks. I'm staying armchair now.
" won't be missed" "don't need your kind of support"
I know. I know.
by Wimb » 18 Sep 2012 11:36
by cmonurz » 18 Sep 2012 11:37
by Wimb » 18 Sep 2012 11:41
cmonurz I got free beer too, fwiw.
by under the tin » 18 Sep 2012 15:45
by cmonurz » 18 Sep 2012 16:39
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