For the attention of stupid people.

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For the attention of stupid people.

by notloyalenuffroyal » 29 Sep 2012 22:46

Your ticket / member card is allocated to a seat.

Sit in seat. (Stand if excited / singing / celebrating / in emergency )

Do not sit in a different seat / leave a gap because you don't know person in next seat and they might have "girl germs".

If you do not follow above instructions people in sell-out crowd will find it tricky to sit in their seat and will have to deal with upset small children as well as have a conversation with a steward who has forgotten their zappy thing to check people's tickets / member cards even though that is their job at that time!

That is all.

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by East Stand Ste » 01 Oct 2012 08:14

notloyalenuffroyal Your ticket / member card is allocated to a seat.

Sit in seat. (Stand if excited / singing / celebrating / in emergency )

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i will stand when i want!

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by Bandini » 01 Oct 2012 10:36

I clicked on this thread as I have low self-esteem.

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by Rex » 01 Oct 2012 14:29

Bandini I clicked on this thread as I have low self-esteem.

I clicked on it as I have a fat arse. OH!

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by Geekins » 01 Oct 2012 14:33

Someone tapped my shoulder on Sat asking me to sit down. I turned to him and said everyone else is standing so i wouldn't be able to see. He said tell them to sit down. I looked at him, :| then said i prefer standing. He replied oh ok. :lol:

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by East Stand Ste » 01 Oct 2012 19:54

Geekins Someone tapped my shoulder on Sat asking me to sit down. I turned to him and said everyone else is standing so i wouldn't be able to see. He said tell them to sit down. I looked at him, :| then said i prefer standing. He replied oh ok. :lol:

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i do feel sorry for people who end up in y25 who haven't been in that section before and dont realise that standing is generally accepted there....

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by harryroyal » 01 Oct 2012 19:59

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Geekins Someone tapped my shoulder on Sat asking me to sit down. I turned to him and said everyone else is standing so i wouldn't be able to see. He said tell them to sit down. I looked at him, :| then said i prefer standing. He replied oh ok. :lol:

csb


i do feel sorry for people who end up in y25 who haven't been in that section before and dont realise that standing is generally accepted there....

they're obviously plastics then.

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by notloyalenuffroyal » 01 Oct 2012 22:17

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notloyalenuffroyal Your ticket / member card is allocated to a seat.

Sit in seat. (Stand if excited / singing / celebrating / in emergency )

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i will stand when i want!


Good point - but stand where your seat is!

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by East Stand Ste » 02 Oct 2012 14:55

notloyalenuffroyal
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notloyalenuffroyal Your ticket / member card is allocated to a seat.

Sit in seat. (Stand if excited / singing / celebrating / in emergency )

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i will stand when i want!


Good point - but stand where your seat is!


i do :mrgreen:


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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by Stuka » 03 Oct 2012 14:41

What if I need to go to the toilet?

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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by philM » 03 Oct 2012 17:46

Stuka What if I need to go to the toilet?


Remain sitting. Walk this way...


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Re: For the attention of stupid people.

by notloyalenuffroyal » 03 Oct 2012 23:11

Stuka What if I need to go to the toilet?


Covered by the statement "Stand if excited / singing / celebrating / in emergency"

I do all of these things when needing the toilet. Nothing more exciting than a good trip to the loo.

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