Whey Aye Man

[Croydon Royal]

Apologies if Dodd...

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20121004 ... 70_2938122

You've heard of Superman, Spiderman and Batman... but now there's a new superhero in town.

Newcastle United have today unveiled Whey Aye Man, a black and white caped crusader with the speed of Hatem Ben Arfa, the strength of Shola Ameobi and the reflexes of Tim Krul.

The costume is now available to buy in Club stores and Shearer's Bar, priced at £49.99.

Ideal for nights out and stag dos, it will also make an eye-catching outfit for home and away games.

It is part of the Club's new range of fancy dress wear, for men and women which include the NUFC Second Skin and the NUFC Toon Tottie garments.

And to celebrate the launch of Whey Aye Man, nufc.co.uk is inviting fans to send in photos of where they spot the superhero over the coming weeks.

Nobody knows who he (or she) is but if you spot Whey Aye Man out and about, email your snaps to website@nufc.co.uk and we'll publish the best ones.

[cmonurz]

LOL, much better than Queensley, tbf.

[Zammo]

[Albert Spangler]

And Marouanne Fellaini's hair.

[From Despair To Where?]

No one fancy the NUFC morph suit?



Or one for the ladies, the Toon Tottie wear, which is more conservative than what most Geordie lasses where out on the toon on a Saturday night.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Or one for the ladies, the Toon Tottie wear, which is more conservative than what most Geordie lasses where out on the toon on a Saturday night.

And most of the ladies out in the Bigg Market on a Saturday night don't look like her....

[From Despair To Where?]

Doesn't stop them though which is why you can also buy NUFC Beer Goggles.

[SpaceCruiser]

Jesus Fúcking Christ.

[Royal With Cheese]

In agreement with the deaf one here - although I've seen enough spasticated pictures of Reading followers to more than temper anything Newcastle can come up with.

[Royal With Cheese]

Oh, am I allowed to type spasticated?

[Geekins]

In this thread, yes.

[Royal With Cheese]

Excellent news.