Sunderland Match Thread sponsored by Danny Guthrie's tears

[Big Ern]

This is going to end up 4 or 5 nil.

Quality goal from Sunderland and thoroughly deserved.

Brian, just go now! No need to worry about the 2nd half we'll manage OK, well we couldn't possible do any worse.

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Shittest team in Premier League history?

At least 'top' 3?

[Joe 90]

I've got norovirus. I'm going to try to shit, puke and piss simultaneously. It's theonly thing that's going to cheer me up at this point.

At least you'll be on a better run than Reading

[blueroyals]

Players have given up

[ManchesterRoyals]

Not surprised at all

[Royal With Cheese]

There's the difference for me. McAnuff goes into the box and doesn't even look up to play the pass.

We've had enough possession in their box to have scored at least one goal.

[Einstein agogo]

going to watch masterchef

[blueroyals]

I'd love to by a fly on the wall in the dressing room at half time

[Kitsondinho]

Bet Guthrie is loving this.....which doesn't help......

[Stranded]

We currently have a weaker team out than the one that started last season's Championship season.

[warrpp]

just resign brian

[ManchesterRoyals]

going to watch masterchef

I already am

[super darren caskey]

What a complete load of cock

[Reading4eva]

It's that shite there advertising parental guidance now on there. Is ALF on the pitch? Haven't seen him?

[NTRoyal]

Brian has to go, but I really don't see that he will.

JM did an interview today where he basically said we are punching above our weight, he has done a great job etc. which is a ridiculous attitude to have. We have looked and continue to look so poor, with no real threat going forward at all.

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Only Shorey in that side would get into any other Premier League team.

Dogshit.

[Simon's Church]

going to watch masterchef

I want the young guy to win, the woman's only still in it because Gregg wants to fukk her.

[brighton_royal]

I've got norovirus. I'm going to try to shit, puke and piss simultaneously. It's theonly thing that's going to cheer me up at this point.

Just coming back from that myself. Beat 12 shits in a day.

Only 5 so far, but 2 were in my pants.

Maybe 6/3 now.

[ManchesterRoyals]

Brian has to go, but I really don't see that he will.

JM did an interview today where he basically said we are punching above our weight, he has done a great job etc. which is a ridiculous attitude to have. We have looked and continue to look so poor, with no real threat going forward at all.

Anton needs to grow some balls

[Reading4eva]

going to watch masterchef

I already am

I think that chap might win as he really can flavour his lamb with the Cajun spice