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Oh Stoke

by YateleyRoyal » 17 May 2013 17:37

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More on the Stoke City story. The club are to investigate an incident said to have taken place at their training ground.

A pig's head is reported to have been left in the locker of striker Kenwyne Jones, who is said to be furious on discovering it.

"The club takes seriously reports of an incident at our training ground this afternoon," said Stoke City in a statement. "A full internal investigation will be carried out and those responsible for any unacceptable behaviour will be dealt with."

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by RoyalTank » 17 May 2013 17:43


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Re: Oh Stoke

by RoyalTank » 17 May 2013 18:44

This picture seems to be doing the rounds on the internet.


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Re: Oh Stoke

by TBM » 17 May 2013 19:45

Is Kenwyne Jones muslim? - if so, that pretty sick*





*although i find it funny

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by soggy biscuit » 17 May 2013 20:07

It was Glen Wheelan and apparently Jones did quite a bit of damage to his car today after he found the pigs head

His mrs twitter account
https://mobile.twitter.com/kissakj


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Re: Oh Stoke

by SPARTA » 17 May 2013 20:08

Pork form! Hopefully he's upset enough to join Reading in the summer.
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by soggy biscuit » 17 May 2013 20:10

TBM Is Kenwyne Jones muslim? - if so, that pretty sick*





*although i find it funny


He is a Rastafarian, they also don't eat pork

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by leon » 17 May 2013 20:13

soggy biscuit
TBM Is Kenwyne Jones muslim? - if so, that pretty sick*





*although i find it funny


He is a Rastafarian, they don't like the police

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by yappy » 17 May 2013 21:06

soggy biscuit
TBM Is Kenwyne Jones muslim? - if so, that pretty sick*





*although i find it funny


He is a Rastafarian, they also don't eat pork


Yep, I'm team Jones on this one. Pig's head was found wrapped in his clothes, and with his beliefs, it's no surprise he got upset about it.


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Re: Oh Stoke

by AthleticoSpizz » 17 May 2013 21:08

Thought he was Welsh

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by leon » 17 May 2013 23:39

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AthleticoSpizz Thought he was Welsh


Can't be as he's black.

one of the oldest established black community in the UK is in Cardiff.

Shirley Bassey, HRK, err Tom Jones.

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Re: Oh Stoke

by Pepe the Horseman » 17 May 2013 23:51

Nathan Blake FTW

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by leon » 17 May 2013 23:53

the black bloke from Porridge, although he might have been Scottish.


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by creative_username_1 » 18 May 2013 00:20

leon the black bloke from Porridge, although he might have been Scottish.


i still lol when i hear a Chink with a Welsh or Northern Irish Accent

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by sandman » 18 May 2013 00:24

Try going to Scotland and keeping a straight face when the Pakistani's start to talk in broad Glaswegian accents.

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by soggy biscuit » 18 May 2013 07:08

leon
Tokyo Sex Whale
AthleticoSpizz Thought he was Welsh


Can't be as he's black.

one of the oldest established black community in the UK is in Cardiff.

Shirley Bassey, HRK, err Tom Jones.


Ryan Giggs

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Re: Oh Stoke

by DandyRoyal » 18 May 2013 08:52

Favourite Welsh black man - Benji Webbe

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Re: Oh Stoke

by Silver Fox » 18 May 2013 09:51

sandman Try going to Scotland and keeping a straight face when the Pakistani's start to talk in broad Glaswegian accents.


Yet when Hardeep Singh Kohli is on telly the LOLz scorers are untroubled

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by leon » 18 May 2013 10:12

Silver Fox
sandman Try going to Scotland and keeping a straight face when the Pakistani's start to talk in broad Glaswegian accents.


Yet when Hardeep Singh Kohli is on telly the LOLz scorers are untroubled

the female production staff aren't though

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by From Despair To Where? » 18 May 2013 11:53

Silver Fox
sandman Try going to Scotland and keeping a straight face when the Pakistani's start to talk in broad Glaswegian accents.


Yet when Hardeep Singh Kohli is on telly the LOLz scorers are untroubled


That's because he's not Pakistani.

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