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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by AthleticoSpizz » 09 Feb 2014 19:52

TBM
AthleticoSpizz Sidwell's putting in some decent shifts of late.


Woodcote Royal He's no good though
maybe

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by soggy biscuit » 09 Feb 2014 20:22

:shock: :lol:





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For those asking, sorry, we don’t offer Over/Under betting on the number of crosses in a game


rofl out loud

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by AthleticoSpizz » 09 Feb 2014 20:30

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by soggy biscuit » 10 Feb 2014 07:47

Post match interview
"You know what we should have done? We should have went up 3-1, that's what we should do."


Genius stuff there from Mike Basset

I don't think we just went out and crossed the ball. Some people might say that one of the things that Manchester United do is play with width and cross the ball, that's in the genes here."


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by SLAMMED » 10 Feb 2014 09:06

Mata got bonus points on fantasy football but Sidwell didn't :|


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by Sanguine » 10 Feb 2014 09:33

soggy biscuit :shock: :lol:





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rofl out loud


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Is this one of the worst tactical failures in the history of football?

Fulham manager Rene Meulensteen says playing against Man United was "quite straight forward" at Old Trafford.

United flung a record 81 crosses into the Fulham box, but with 6ft 7in centre-back Dan Burn in the away side, visiting head coach Rene Meulensteen said his team were well prepared for everything the hosts threw at them.

"When I saw Manchester United today I thought the game-plan was quite straight forward - get it wide, get it in," said Meulensteen, who walked away from Old Trafford last summer following a long spell among Ferguson's backroom staff..

"If you're well organised and the goalkeeper is in good positions to come and collect the ball it can be easy [to defend against].

"You need a little bit of creativity and a bit of variety at times to open [teams] up.

"It was partly straight forward.

"We know that we had to be more compact and tight in wide areas because United would cross the ball a lot."

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by creative_username_1 » 10 Feb 2014 09:54

Worst case of parking a bus i ever saw....United Cb's could quite happily have defended in Fulham's half. Not
sure how you break something down like that. Shite match to watch apart from the LOLz at United. We got
a 0-0 in 06/07 at OT doing something similar but i hope we weren't as bad a s that

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by Sanguine » 10 Feb 2014 10:07

creative_username_1 United Cb's could quite happily have defended in Fulham's half.


Then Fulham might have scored more than 2. :|

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by creative_username_1 » 10 Feb 2014 10:14

you pedantic tw@t :wink:


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by SPARTA » 10 Feb 2014 13:04

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by floyd__streete » 10 Feb 2014 13:23

Cross the ball as many times as you like, when you have the vastly overrated kid Janusazj banging the ball across goal nowhere near any discernable target you aint gonna score many.

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by Winchester Royal » 10 Feb 2014 15:19

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That Phone hacking trial is really taking it out of Rebekah Brooks.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by soggy biscuit » 10 Feb 2014 15:20

just read that in the last 2 games Rooney and Van Persie have only passed the ball to each 8 times, and 5 of those were from the kick off.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by King of Sting » 10 Feb 2014 16:36

soggy biscuit just read that in the last 2 games Rooney and Van Persie have only passed the ball to each 8 times, and 5 of those were from the kick off.

But. but.... when those 2 are back and Janujizz and Mata are there as well, then United are gonna go on a winning run and.... oh well, maybe not :lol:

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by No Fixed Abode » 10 Feb 2014 16:40

King of Sting
soggy biscuit just read that in the last 2 games Rooney and Van Persie have only passed the ball to each 8 times, and 5 of those were from the kick off.

But. but.... when those 2 are back and Janujizz and Mata are there as well, then United are gonna go on a winning run and.... oh well, maybe not :lol:


Careful, don't say anything derogatory about Man Utd or state facts, as you'll be accused of trolling, especially by Sanguine.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Ouroboros » 11 Feb 2014 14:34

Yeah, it's like redcafe in here sometimes.

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