Wall of Embarrassment

[Simon's Church]

Painted faces are the biggest threat facing football today

[Winston Smith]

Face painting at football is a cancer on the face painting culture I love

[melonhead]

Are RFC so cynical and desperate for money that everything they do is aimed at encouraging young scrotes to show up and spend a shedload of cash Don't get me wrong, I absolutely detest children but I can't believe that even they are so stupid and lacking in attention span as to crave a pantomime atmosphere every week When I first got into wanting to go to football I was excited enough just by the spectacle of the game, they didn't have to offer sideshows and freebies How about doing something for the older supporters for once, free pint of beer to oil your vocal chords and injecting some much needed noise into the place No wonder long-time supporters are leaving in their droves, who wants to sit and watch dreadful football in what amounts to a creche

FAO RFC: twirling a £6.99 scarf above your head before kick off does not equate to atmosphere (and with it, a semblance of enjoyment).

oh do me a favour

you left in a drove coz you got hen pecked into moving to the middle of nowhere and spending your weekends following your Mrs team or mooching round B&Q.