THE BENCH

[MR. CYNICAL]

Or should i say stupid car seats.
forgive me if there is already a thread on this but ive not seen one.Cant understand why the club have splashed the cash on posh seats for the bench when they were not nessesary.Mr Mad moans about the cost of being in the prem then throws away money on stuff we dont need.

[Forbury Lion]

Maybe Steve Coppell asked for a comfy chair, He is quite old you know.

Seriously though, You'll be moaning about the fact they gave all us season ticket holders a free book as well next when we didn't really need one.

[MR. CYNICAL]

you know Coppell never sits down

[Y21]

The funny thing is, those seats weren't there for the stiffs vs Aston Villa. I guess they must be quick release or something. Or perhaps the club have employed a chair changer over person, utilising our hard earned cash.

[Forty]

Maybe they're part of a premier league sponsorship deal? Don't all the other have them?

[M4 Junction 11]

I'd pay extra to get one of those seats on the East Stand

[Chicken Balti Pie]

I'd pay extra to get one of those seats on the East Stand

Newcastle fan eh ?

[Row Z Royal]

I'd pay extra to get one of those seats on the East Stand

I'd want arms on mine.

[Royal Lady]

And if they put seat belts on them, the stewards wouldn't have to tell people to sit down

[Chicken Balti Pie]

And if they put seat belts on them, the stewards wouldn't have to tell people to sit down

Mr Booth and the Jury you will dis-regard that last comment.

Royal Lady you will be found in contempt of court if your utterings continue !

[Royal Lady]

And if they put seat belts on them, the stewards wouldn't have to tell people to sit down

Mr Booth and the Jury you will dis-regard that last comment.

Royal Lady you will be found in contempt of court if your utterings continue !

They could put a timer lock on the seat belts. Once you put the seat belt on you can't take it off until half time, and after half time, once you put it back on, it won't unlock until final whistle! The stewards could then just chuck people out or on the spot fines for not wearing a seat belt - sorted!

[Chicken Balti Pie]

And if they put seat belts on them, the stewards wouldn't have to tell people to sit down

Mr Booth and the Jury you will dis-regard that last comment.

Royal Lady you will be found in contempt of court if your utterings continue !

They could put a timer lock on the seat belts. Once you put the seat belt on you can't take it off until half time, and after half time, once you put it back on, it won't unlock until final whistle! The stewards could then just chuck people out or on the spot fines for not wearing a seat belt - sorted!

Royal Lady I find your utterings somewhat dangerous given the running of Reading Football Club and you will leave the court room at once.

Although it has to be said the locking of belts till full time is a cracking idea.

Or should tha read 'a belting idea !'

I'll get my wig......

[Royal Lady]

You could do with one, ginge.

[Chicken Balti Pie]

You could do with one, ginge.

Grrrrrr........

I am going to have some hair implanted.............on to the plalm of my hand.

That way when I run my hand over my head it will feel like I have a full head of hair !!!!

[Royal Lady]

You could do with one, ginge.

Grrrrrr........

I am going to have some hair implanted.............on to the plalm of my hand.

That way when I run my hand over my head it will feel like I have a full head of hair !!!!

I was merely referring to the colour of your hair, rather than it's thickness or lack thereof.

[Chicken Balti Pie]

You could do with one, ginge.

Grrrrrr........

I am going to have some hair implanted.............on to the plalm of my hand.

That way when I run my hand over my head it will feel like I have a full head of hair !!!!

I was merely referring to the colour of your hair, rather than it's thickness or lack thereof.

Trust me colour is no longer the issue here.....

[Legend]

You could do with one, ginge.

Grrrrrr........

I am going to have some hair implanted.............on to the plalm of my hand.

That way when I run my hand over my head it will feel like I have a full head of hair !!!!

I was merely referring to the colour of your hair, rather than it's thickness or lack thereof.

No apostrophe in its.

HTH

[Royal Lady]

Thanks Leg-end.

[Legend]

Originality has never been your forte.

[Royal Lady]

I am forte five. HTH.