The latest crap merchandising idea

[Dirk Gently]

http://no1fan.devstars.net/

Who's going to be the first predictable nobber to ask why the Man Utd one doesn't have a Guildford accent?

(My money's on Spacey!)

[who are ya?]

"Impress your mates down the pub"

[Royalee]

This has to be the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Ian Royal]

I need to show this to people at work to make sure no one is f uckwitted enough to buy it for my birthday next year.