Frank Lampard

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Frank Lampard

by PurpleTurtle » 13 Nov 2009 10:12

What a complete gaylord

http://www.football365.com/story/0,1703 ... 04,00.html

"Chelsea will reportedly seek up to a million pounds in compensation from the FA amid claims they believe Frank Lampard's thigh injury was the result of the England team travelling to Doha in economy style. Lampard pulled up lame in the opening minutes of England's first training session after arriving in the Middle East and is unlikely to play again this year. According to The Sun, the injury was the consequence of Lampard being 'forced to spend the long-haul flight to Doha on a charter plane designed for short-haul only. 'The superstar players are used to having flat beds for long journeys and were shocked to find seats that barely reclined. Several players complained of cramp and muscle pain after the flight.' It is not known what type of aeroplane Lampard flew back on to England last night ahead of scans on his injured thigh at Chelsea's training ground.

I'm all for players travelling in first class to avoid say the aggro of the hoi polloi hassling them all the way, but for an athlete to be unable to sit in economy for 7 hours takes the absolute piss. Our World Cup opposition must be shitting themselves at the prospect of facing such a formidable specimen.

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Silver Fox » 13 Nov 2009 11:15

PurpleTurtle Lampard pulled up lame


'greed

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Gloria Gooner » 13 Nov 2009 15:25

What a shame none of them had the readies to upgrade themselves.

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Gordons Cumming » 13 Nov 2009 15:36

Don't these guys warm up before training?

My heart bleeds for them

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Dirk Gently » 13 Nov 2009 15:55

Poor dear, getting a reality check on how the rest of the world lives.


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Re: Frank Lampard

by Super_horns » 13 Nov 2009 16:30

Only out for 3 weeks..I am sure he and Chelsea will cope.

:roll:

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Victor Meldrew » 13 Nov 2009 19:30

I think he is just desperate to get back to his new bird.
Can any Sun reader tell me who she is?

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Re: Frank Lampard

by leon » 14 Nov 2009 00:43

Victor Meldrew I think he is just desperate to get back to his new bird.
Can any Sun reader tell me who she is?


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Re: Frank Lampard

by No Fixed Abode » 15 Nov 2009 17:03

The bird off the One Show.


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by soggy biscuit » 15 Nov 2009 17:29

No Fixed Abode The bird off the One Show.


LOL!

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by 1960 » 15 Nov 2009 17:45

No Fixed Abode The bird off the One Show.

Which one? TTIUWT

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Re: Frank Lampard

by gazzer, loyal royal » 15 Nov 2009 17:56

christine blakeley

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Smoking Kills Dancing Doe » 15 Nov 2009 18:23

Blakeley likes em chubby....


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Re: Frank Lampard

by AthleticoSpizz » 15 Nov 2009 18:31

Whats Mrs Lampard doing these days?

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Smoking Kills Dancing Doe » 15 Nov 2009 20:20

I'd love to know what happened with those two.

He bombed her as soon as his Mum died.

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Huntley & Palmer » 15 Nov 2009 22:57

The pcunt had seven rows of a BMI flight back from Faro a few years back. One row for him, one for this then missus and another for his Malaysian nanny and kid :roll: . Was lulz worthy when everyone kept using the front set of toilets and kept waking him up though

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Re: Frank Lampard

by No Fixed Abode » 16 Nov 2009 12:29

soggy biscuit
No Fixed Abode The bird off the One Show.


LOL!


She quite hot though bud!

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by Compo's Hat » 16 Nov 2009 16:17

1960
No Fixed Abode The bird off the One Show.

Which one? TTIUWT



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Re: Frank Lampard

by Ferris » 16 Nov 2009 16:18

Compo's Hat
1960
No Fixed Abode The bird off the One Show.

Which one? TTIUWT




1,2

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Re: Frank Lampard

by Ark Royal » 16 Nov 2009 18:57

Is it just me or does Adrian Chiles's face look as if the vertical hold on the telly is fcuked?

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