Staines Town vs Milwall

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Staines Town vs Milwall

by Tinrib » 23 Nov 2009 12:40


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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by Silver Fox » 23 Nov 2009 12:50

That's a spoof surely?

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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by Dirk Gently » 23 Nov 2009 13:01

Nope - just a kid of about 17 fresh from journalisim colleage who can't look past stereotypes.

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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by Compo's Hat » 23 Nov 2009 13:14

AndyRFC is going to have a good day out!

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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by Muskrat » 27 Nov 2009 23:15

Seems like a fair enough article to me. If Premier league clubs have trouble controlling Millwall "fans" at their grounds, why wouldn't a club in the Blue Square South and the nearby residents be worried?

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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by Wide and Wonderful » 28 Nov 2009 00:48



Did you guys scroll down and actually read any of the comments left? It's f#ckin hilariouS!

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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by Rex » 28 Nov 2009 01:46

Ali G said:
Aiiiii,

Don't worry people of Staines. Da Staines Republican Army will protect you from dese gud fa nuffink South east-siders! Dey is just big girls. If any of dem is serious, dey will meet by the fruit machine in the amusements shop on da high st innit!

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By the way - I is away at me aunties in Bracknell that day. Good luck everyone.

November 18, 2009 10:05 AM
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Re: Staines Town vs Milwall

by FiNeRaIn » 28 Nov 2009 14:27

"I was visiting some pals in Belmarsh nick at the weekend and when I mentioned this upcoming fixture one of them said 'shhh, look over at that wall'. Part of the wall looked a little damp, on closer inspection I noticed that there was a three ft hole covered with papier mache. My mate then gave me a coded message to take out with me. It seems that there is to be a breakout by 50 hardened Millwall villains on the morning of the game. I genuinely fear for the residents of Staines, my mate is the least nasty of them, but he's in for selling kids to Albanian pimps and dealing crack to muggers who rob our war veterans.
God help you!"


hahahaha


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